i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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