Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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