yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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