It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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