Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I party with great urgency now.
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