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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
