yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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