Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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