Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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