My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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