but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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