Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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