I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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