hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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