Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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