I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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