Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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