He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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