Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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