the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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