i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
