im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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