"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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