he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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