ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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