Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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