I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
handjob tips. give me some.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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