I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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