Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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