so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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