id be glad to
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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