Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My breasts were aching with rage.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize