the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He passed out mid-signature
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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