is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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