went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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