It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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