can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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