Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
her vagine was all disorganized.
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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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