Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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