All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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