i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot