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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.

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• (818): View more from California

  sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Quite the contrary. Sophistication.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there

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• (210): View more from Texas

  no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.

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• (530): View more from California

  Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.

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