he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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