$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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