Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You can't special order awesome
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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