He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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