I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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