So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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