But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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