i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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