I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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