Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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