The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
how does that bad decision feel?
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