Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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