better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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