i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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