Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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